Middle Finger Frequency

Your parents worry that if you are FULLY YOU in your business you will be cast out of the matrix and never be able to get a regular job again forced to be begging to get back to being a normal person again.

Your old peers might think you're wacky because you're spiritual and shit and they might think you're crazy if you told them that their back problems is from the emotional burden they carry in life... so your magic isn't noticed locally while there are people all around the world who love your unique rebel spiritual flow.

Other entrepreneurs in the online community think you should be tame, don't cuss, don't show emotion, don't be angry, don't rant, don't ruffle too many feathers, be what a typical cookie cutter spiritual entrepreneur is supposed to be...

Then you got the THOUGHT POLICE, The Reddit Coaching HR Department and The Fake Woke Zombies that will show up on your comments with some BULLSHIT like "I'm just curious what was your intention when you said you weren't going to submit and vote for the overlords I fucking told you to?"

Well now it's time to tell all the critics to go fuck themselves

Believe it or not there has been moments where my content was more tame... I was just like you or some shit.

But then after my eyes glazed over for writing some dumb bland vanilla life coaching bullshit a Mastermind peer said "What if you said all the things you felt like saying and you sort of made it this fun goal to piss off the people who aren't aligned?"

I had nothing to lose at that time... I was going through a financial dry spell and I was tired of holding the mask up. My content was good and valuable but I was holding many of my words back.

Long story short I fucking unleashed giving no fucks what so ever. Religion, Politics amongst many other things where the topics at hand... I finally said what was on my heart that I held back in fear of what some fuck boy Shaman wannabe would think of me.

And sure I pissed some people off by doing so...

What also happened though... and whole bunch of people started following me who felt the same way as me because my content was so potent.

Sales started to pour in.

Well established entrepreneurs started sharing my shit using me as an example as a marketing genius.

I broke free from multiple entanglements that was putting my 5th chakra in a choke hold.

I used to think like I didn't fit in with the Industry... but that was because I was MEANT TO STAND THE FUCK OUT.

Or put BOTH Middle Fingers Up for 3 Weeks of VIP 1:1 Telegram Coaching with me at a deeply discounted rate! ($3,500 value)

Middle Finger Frequency VIP Tier

VIP Un-Coaching: Unleash Your Voice with 1:1 Power (49% Discount)

Get three weeks of private Telegram support (Monday-Friday) with me. This is $3,500 in value—$3,000 for 1:1 un-coaching plus the $500 Middle Finger Frequency program—for just $1,777. Only a few spots for this May 21, 2025, round.

Tailored Unfiltered Voice Calibration: Daily 1:1 guidance to obliterate your unique fears, dogmas, or shame, unlocking your authentic artistic voice to magnetize dream clients with unfiltered truth.
Hater-to-Hype Alchemy: Get custom strategies I used to turn a YouTuber’s callout into PR gold, empowering you to transform critics into content that skyrockets your visibility.
7-Figure COO Secrets: Discover the exact systems and mindset hacks I used to keep my wife’s 7-figure earning power on fire, tailored to streamline your creative biz for soul-rich success.
Personalized Rebel Blueprint: Receive a bespoke plan blending my spiritual smartass techniques and COO-level strategies to align your art and income with your true calling.
On-Demand Crisis Coaching: Have me in your pocket to coach you through your toughest challenges. fear, doubt, or haters in real time, ensuring you stay shame-free and fiercely creative in your daily sales activity.

Break Free from Dark Forces: Unleash Your Raw, Soul-Aligned Message

You’re an online service provider, artist, or entrepreneur who’s done playing small. You’ve seen the coaching world’s dark side—manipulative gurus, woke mind viruses, tribalistic traps, and formulas that promise millions but steal your soul.

Maybe you’ve made millions but lost your voice, or you’re stuck, afraid to speak your truth because of critics, Karens, or the fear of being canceled. Fuck that noise. Middle Finger Frequency is your 5-Week re-ignition to reclaim your authenticity, own your raw & unfiltered message, and build a business that’s rich in money and soul. This is for the spiritual badass women, the enlightened problematic DUDDEES, the creatives who refuse to let dark forces dim their light. Ready to tell the world to fuck off and rise on your terms?

Why You Need to Upgrade Your Middle Finger Frequency

The online world is a minefield. You’ve seen it: coaches who make millions but sound like soulless clones of their mentors. Artists who trade their creativity for cookie-cutter strategies. Spiritual entrepreneurs who lose their mystic spark chasing cash. Or worse, creators who quit, raging on Reddit, letting bad experiences rob their dreams. The common thread? They sacrificed their voice for money, approval, or safety—and paid the price with their soul.

Middle Finger Frequency is your antidote to this bullshit. Here’s why online service providers, artists, and entrepreneurs need this now:

You’re Done Losing Yourself: You’ve followed formulas that made you rich but left you empty, or you’ve held back the truth to avoid pushback. This program helps you strip away the layers and rediscover who the fuck you are.
Dark Forces Are Real: Manipulative coaches, cancel culture, and tribalistic groupthink want to hijack your psyche. Learn to spot these traps and flip them off with confidence.
Your Voice Is Your Power: Whether you’re a spiritual leader, an artist, or a service provider, your unique message is your greatest asset. This program teaches you to unleash it unapologetically, attracting Fuck Yes clients who vibe with the real you.
Sustainable Success Matters: Making money is great, but not if it costs your soul or leaves you with nothing to show for it. Build a business that aligns with your blueprint, not someone else’s.
Critics Don’t Own You: From Reddit haters to woke comment police, you’ll learn to handle pushback and stand tall, so you can show up big without fear.

Enhanced Program Benefits

In these 5 weeks, you’ll ignite your Middle Finger Frequency and transform how you show up in your business. Here’s what you’ll get:

Reclaim Your Authentic Voice: Strip away the fear, formulas, and filters that silence you. Speak the truth with confidence, attracting clients who love your unfiltered vibe.
Set Soul-Aligned Boundaries: Say “fuck no” to toxic clients, entitled fake trauma informed dorks, and energy-draining relationships. Master boundaries that protect your energy and skyrocket your success (like my 1:1 clients who broke the 6-figure barrier).
Defy the Dark Forces: Spot manipulative coaches, cancel culture traps, and tribalistic bullshit. Learn to navigate pushback and critics without losing your cool or your mission.
Create Potent, Unfiltered Content: Let your message flow effortlessly, no holding back. Your raw, real content will magnetize your tribe and filter out the fuckboys and naysayers.
Build Wealth Without Selling Your Soul: Grow a business that’s rich in money and meaning, aligned with your blueprint—not some guru’s sunk-cost fallacy.
Get Unlimited Mastermind Support: Join a safe space (not the Karen kind) where you can be 100% you—rant, cuss, and shine without judgment.

The coaching world’s dark forces—manipulative formulas, woke rage, Reddit haters—want to steal your voice and power. Don’t let them win. Middle Finger Frequency is your chance to rise as the unapologetic, soul-aligned badass you were born to be.

Or put BOTH Middle Fingers Up for 3 Weeks of VIP 1:1 Telegram Coaching with me at a deeply discounted rate! ($3,500 value)

Middle Finger Frequency VIP Tier

VIP Un-Coaching: Unleash Your Voice with 1:1 Power (49% Discount)

Tailored Unfiltered Voice Calibration: Daily 1:1 guidance to obliterate your unique fears, dogmas, or shame, unlocking your authentic artistic voice to magnetize dream clients with unfiltered truth.
Hater-to-Hype Alchemy: Get custom strategies I used to turn a YouTuber’s callout into PR gold, empowering you to transform critics into content that skyrockets your visibility.
7-Figure COO Secrets: Discover the exact systems and mindset hacks I used to keep my wife’s 7-figure earning power on fire, tailored to streamline your creative biz for soul-rich success.
Personalized Rebel Blueprint: Receive a bespoke plan blending my spiritual smartass techniques and COO-level strategies to align your art and income with your true calling.
On-Demand Crisis Coaching: Have me in your pocket to coach you through your toughest challenges. fear, doubt, or haters in real time, ensuring you stay shame-free and fiercely creative in your daily sales activity.

What the Fuck Is in This Program?

Enough with the questions! Join Middle Finger Frequency and trust me to deliver the goods. This isn't your average coaching program; it’s a 5-week de-coaching program to unleash your raw, unfiltered voice and build a business that’s rich in money and soul. In all seriousness, I commend you for not investing like a coaching addict gambler.

Here’s the breakdown of what you’re getting:

🖕 15 Potent Content Drops Over 5 Weeks
Get 3 content drops each week—packed with audio, video, and wickedly good written content you can soak up on-screen. This is your roadmap to owning your voice, flipping off critics, and magnetizing Fuck Yes clients.
🖕 Weekly Live Q&A Sessions
Every week, at least one content drop includes a live Q&A where I answer your questions. This program is custom-tailored to your unique journey, so you get the exact guidance you need to break free and become 10x more magnetic.
🖕 High-Vibe Telegram Community
Connect with a crew of spiritual rebels (but not too spiritual to the point that there's eye gazing and moaning)
in our exclusive Telegram group. No DEI quotas or corporate bullshit here—just real, expansive, high-vibe humans who get you. Black, White, Asian, or Martian, I don’t care; this is a space for authentic souls to vibe, grow, and support each other.
🖕Coaching Wednesdays: Real-Time Guidance - Every Wednesday, I’m jumping into the Middle Finger Frequency Telegram group to dish out live, unfiltered coaching. No time restraints. No sitting around for hours on a Zoom call. Receive laser coaching at your convenience every Wednesday over 5 Weeks. This includes Mindset shifts, Content insights and the major breakthroughs required to move the needle.
🖕 Easy Question Submission
Drop your questions in Telegram anytime for community support or to submit for the weekly Q&A. It’s simple, seamless, and designed to keep you in the flow.
🖕 Celebrate Wins & Evolve Together
Share your breakthroughs, experiences, and wins with a community that cheers you on. This is your place to grow, rant, and rise with—no judgment, just real connection.
🖕 Surprise Rebel Resources
Expect unannounced goodies like mindset hacks, content prompts, or boundary-setting scripts to keep your rebel spirit fired up. These extras are my way of overdelivering to ensure you thrive.
🖕 Lifetime Access to Content
All 15 content drops—audio, video, and written—are yours to keep forever. Revisit the magic anytime you need a dose of Middle Finger Frequency to stay unfiltered and unstoppable.

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What the Fuck Is in This Program?