OMGOMGOMGOMG EEEEP PEEEEEP I AM SO EXCITED AHH EEEE OOOO AHHH!!! WAHHH!!!!
ok anyway you're supposed to do that before announcing a new offer FYI.
I am Re-Launching SMARTASS!!!! SMARTASS 3.0 if you will ->
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT MR. MARSHALL?
Hey Mind your damn business Pam.
Ok that's not nice to say on sales copy... the experts say that you need to be diplomatic in these type of things... so let me blow hot smoke up your ass so you buy this course.
In all seriousness the reason why I am doing this is because SMARTASS is meant to be my signature Digital course.... and I want to do another live round to beef up the content that is already OH SO amazing (Yes you will have 2 previous rounds of bonus work when you sign up for this round... that's over $1000+ in value in bonuses holy fucknuggets) . I've had some ideas that will be fun and also life-shifting-paradigm multi dimensions laser shooting something something when it comes to being one of thee best writers on the interwebz
Let's be honest you're just going to check the bullet points and click the payment button so why don't we cut the bullshit and get this over with.
🍍 You will receive 12 +Weeks of recorded Powerful Trainings (which are available as soon as you sign up) on writing compelling shit to your audience... and open Q&As where you can ask all your stupid questions on how to grow your soul audience... since apparently one training alone isn't good enough for you.
🍕 You will also receive a divinely downloaded newsletter filled with spelling errors every week teaching you how not to suck at performing and writing to your audience.
🍠 You will learn why all the bullshit rules you were told were wrong and actually destructive. I will wave my magic wand that will cure you from all the bullshit Internet Marketing rules so you can actually work with your soul aligned clients instead of writing a 25 page manifesto on what type of fucking lattes they drink.
☕ Say goodbye to the forced webinars, fuckity fuck fake ass virtual coffee networking calls and any other meaningless activity that feels like shit, and start expressing your art and converting clients with ease.
WHATS NEW IN 2020?:
🎅🏻 You will have On Demand Mastermind support in our group for 6 weeks
🌚 Along with the hours of entertaining and mind-blowing recorded content .... there will also be Brand New LIVE Weekly trainings / Journaling Prompts and Content DROPS! you can attend (whether you can make every training or not is no excuse to not do it... Every training will be open Q&A.. but I will use a variety of days & times based on Rebel Flow)
🍄 The reason why I want to do yet another round is to go more in depth when it comes to creating entertaining content that effortlessly commands visibility and sales. You will see content from me that you never seen before!
🎁 Since this fucking course starts on July 20th. I have to give you a bunch of gifts so you don't procrastinate on this amazing offer.
I was going to boost the price to 20K for this program because of all I am putting into it but then I realized it was corporate greed running through my soulless ginger veins - Just kidding I have no problem charging even gazillions. I just felt this was aligned and this is the course that EVERYBODY fucking needs.
F.A.Q - For those of you who can't make up their minds without me telling you its going to be okay.
Q- will I be OK? A- Yes you will be OK
Q- What if I'm not live for the trainings? A- You will be able to ask questions before each training and you'll have full on mastermind support in the group for 6 weeks.
Q - Can I pay you in bitcoin? A- No
Q- Can I have this course for free and pay you when I get results? A-Fuck Off
Q- Is this good for people other than coaches? A- This is great for you if you have a personal brand. Regardless of the niche... if you are building a business which requires personal content from your motherfucking soul... this program will upgrade your game.
Q- Is this about Mindset or Strategy? A- BOTH
Q- How big is the group? A- No more than 50 and this experience is designed for you to receive my personalized support. You will be supported by me personally when you participate in Q&A's and Mastermind support.
Q- How are the trainings done? A- They will be on group private livestreams... Open Curriculum... Open Q&A.... Custom Tailored for you. There will also be exclusive written content breaking down my best content and how it works.
Q- What if I fall behind? A- THEN YOU'RE FUCKED! Just kidding... the content will be available to you forever.
Q- What if I am traveling or some shit? A- I had a client named Susan who was traveling and she did just fine (JK her names not Susan cause confidentiality) but seriously this program has on demand support which will make it easy for you to absorb the content in your day to day life.
Q- Can I work with you 1:1 as well?
A- Yes for a limited time offer I do have VIP 1:1 Support available where you can take this program AND have 3 months of 1:1 Coaching only for 2.5K or 1K/mo for 3 months. This is time sensitive so if you want it then fucking claim it!
Q- Is this good for brand new content creators just starting their business? A- Yes I will answer all of your questions specifically and you will find the easiest strategy to launch your business without the confusion and complications you may find with a lot of overwhelming information.
Q- Is this good if I have been running my business for a while? A- Yes... this will help you embody your message on a deeper level and turn more ideas into cash... while expressing yourself unfiltered.
Q- Will I regret joining this program? A- I don't fucking know Sharon. But let's just say it will be the best 6 weeks of your entire life.